Try this the next time you're getting a parking ticket!
Parking Ticket.
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving me a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a biro sucking dickhead.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse crap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving me a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a biro sucking dickhead.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse crap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
posted by pembrokewood at
11:06 AM
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