Little Seamus

Seamus was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, etc, but Seamus was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is a dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Seamus aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Seamus, "He plays football for Ireland but I was just too embarrassed to say..."