A man's rules - Part 1

We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

- Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
- Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
- Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
- Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY IT!
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor