An enjoyable Sunday afternoon

Ireland were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew, Ireland found themselves ahead 50-0, Brian O Driscoll getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Brian to go out on his own. No worries," Brian told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Brian headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3. "What!!!!" said a furious Eddie O Sullivan, "How did you let them get three points??!" Brian replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go.